HELL

I FEEL SO TIRED AND SICK. PLUS WINTER VACATIONS WHICH MEANS THAT EVERY PLACE IN THE CITY SMELLS LIKE POPCORN, KIDS EVERYWHERE, YOU CAN'T WALK TWO STEPS WITHOUT KICKING ONE KID HOLDING A BALLOON WITH A SMILE ON THEIR FACE.

AND THE NOISE THIS KIDS MAKE, YOU WOULD NEVER FIND A SOPRANO THAT HITS AS MANY HIGH NOTES AS THEY DO, THIS KIDS CAN SCREAM TILL THEY MAKE ADULTS DO WHAT THEY SAY. CARRY ME! CARRY ME! PLEASE MOM I DON'T WANT TO WALK. THEY ARE MONKIES, REALLY LOUD MONKIES.

AND THEY ARE ALWAYS SO DIRTY. PARENTS SHOULD NOT BUY SODAS TO KIDS WHILE THEY ARE OUT, NOTHING GOOD CAN COME OUT OF IT.

TODAY I WAS IN THE SUBWAY AND THIS KID STARTED HITTING ME WITH A CELLPHONE. I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING TO HIS MOTHER CUZ LET'S FACE IT, SHE IS IN HELL ALREADY.

AND IF I HEAR THE NAME OF 'HARRY POTTER' ONE MORE TIME I THINK I MIGHT LOOSE IT.

NOTE TO SELF: GET AN HYSTERECTOMY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

LISTENING TO: KT TUNSTALL - OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD.