WASH YOUR HANDS

So today the attending doctor on charge of med students informed us that one student had called to say that she had a really bad intestinal obstruction caused by an Ascaris Lumbricoides. The point is that we've been studying in the lab that particular parasite for like a week and now she was being treated in some private clinic for thousands of parasites growing in her bowel.

She refused to ever come back to med school. The attending said that she'd probably gotten it because she was eating in the lab. Believe me don't ever take anything to your mouth without cleaning your hands at least a million times before you do so.

By this time the class started to spit mints out, many pens were taken out of mouths and thrown across the room.

He said some one needed to call her and tell her to come back, I was like of course she is not coming back, I might not even come back, she just shitted a thousands parasites, a mass of worms, I'LL CALL HER. No I actually did not offer due to the fact that I have a really hard time with phones and small talk. What would I ask her? Believe me nothing would have come out honest, but who am I kidding I would have probably broken down in tears of laughter after saying .. So how are you?

The attending said we should all have a test done just in case, to be sure no one else has it, he then continue to explain that we should all take a little scotch tape and tape our asses and check for eggs in the microscope. The class ended right then and there when we all started laughing our asses off ( no pun intended ) while our subconscious started to fail us and the scratching started to attack our entire souls. We started to look at each other like
Homer and Mr. Burns while trapped in that cabin buried in snow after an avalanche. Eventually we all became a part and walked away from each other. I do believe the building ran out of soap.


BEST MOMENT OF THE DAY: This friend yelling to the entire room: 'I'M ITCHING' or when he said, 'I'll call her to tell her to come back and to ask her to please bring the ball of worms with her for us to study them', he then said he would have kept them, his reasoning: He could get an A.

Seriously it's wrong to even laugh about someone else's pain but to blog about it. I'm just seeing myself in front of God explaining why I did it.

But God there were worms........nevermind.