I address this to all members of the male sex everywhere.

I hate unisex bathrooms, and listen I don't care how liberal you are, don't defend them. Unisex bathrooms have become so popular and common nowadays but for me they are like entering to hell itself, they are so disgusting that a two minutes visit to the bathroom ends up taking 30 minutes of me puking after seeing the most horrible fluids sprayed onto just about every surface.

And I admit that the state of the stalls in most women's rooms is disgusting as well but come on, men are stinky.

How can you guys use those urinals full with pubic hairs?, I go into an unisex bathroom and the first thing I usually see are those curly dark hairs laying all over the urinals (go vomit I'll wait), ok (be brave!) I don't know what are you all doing while you are peeing but in an unisex bathroom YUCK! It's not like it's that difficult for men, I mean you have the perfect pee-direction-instrument attached to your body. Just point and shoot for gods sake. And please clean after you are done, also wash your hands before you cross the door out back to the world.

Last but not least, DON'T YOU DARE TOUCHING ME AFTER VISITING THE BATHROOM. No matter how much soap and water you say you've used, I'll never believe it. So know that I'll kill you.

Or cut it, your choice.


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